Sex In The Oval Office

I’m for it. As your president, I’m going to have sex in the Oval Office. That’s just a given. It’s the ultimate sex/power fantasy. Like you wouldn’t have sex in the Oval Office if you were president.

I’m not going to do it during a televised address to the nation. Although, someone could hide under the desk and...Ok, the only way I’d have sex in the Oval Office on television with the nation knowing about it (i.e., she’s not hiding under the desk) is as a Pay-Per-View event to help reduce the deficit.

Go ahead and snicker, but you could learn a thing or two from “The President Anger White House Special” (Tonight the Oval Office becomes the Oral Office). The bucks from that special will inject a much needed cash transfusion into the body politic.

To protect myself, I’m also proposing a constitutional amendment legalizing sex in the Oval Office. I know Clinton was impeached for lying under oath, but it was a technicality. (Speaking of which, didn’t he realize the “Right Wing Conspiracy” was trying to catch him in a lie before he perjured himself? Doesn’t he read the papers?)

In conclusion, to save us all a lot of time later, yes, I did have sexual relations with those women.